Other terms are:
Consulting your ASStrological chart
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Full moon over troubled waters
The list is seemingly endless.
Doing it with a high-tech gadget such as the one found in my hotel room in Osaka…
Pure delight!
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February 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Does it say “Don’t do that, Dave” (in a monotonous voice) while you crap?
February 24th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
February 24th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Does the toilet play also music? If so, what songs?
February 24th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
those heated toilet seats may sound like a joke, but they are a joy!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I love the icon on the second button from the bottom! (just above the orange one)
February 24th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
So, did you figure out how to use it?
February 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
toilets have come a long way in japan…the squaters are old school and terrible to say the least…especially if your pregnant!…the new high japanese technology ones are fantastic..equipt with a light inside the toilet…several settings for the warmth of the seat…some do play flushing sounds just in case you dont want anyone to hear your business…and the warm spray with a drier inside the toilet can be delightful…i only use those on my own toilet tho…and if i ever decide to move back to america(doubtful) but if i do….i want to bring one of those seats along! they are friendly:)
February 24th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
that is absolutely terrifying.
i would not know whether or not i would feel violated after a visit to that.
“Dropping the kids off at the pool” was absolutely terrible, though. TERRIBLE! ;D
February 24th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Jónas, would it make potty training easier or more difficult?
February 25th, 2008 at 4:20 am
love the little things that come out like a little robotic arm ala all is full of love :}
February 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
So, back when you were in Jackson, ‘Some of the Wonderbrass…caused a sensation by getting topless into the pool’, if the authorities interrogated the other women associated with the tour, they’ve should’ve said, “I was just dropping the kids off at the pool.”
February 25th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Teehee! I Loved the toilets in Japan!
The best though was a public toilet where you could push on a button to make some sound to cover for your farts! A-haa! Ingenious!
… I’m kinda missing the fresh feeling Japanese toilets left me with, now that I am back in EU
February 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Japan toliets leave the USA in the stone age! I love the way water is used instead of paper sothings don;t get too messy.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Hahaha! I was in Tokyo too that week (And of course saw the two concerts
) And I experienced these toilets too! 
The hot seats were really nice! Don’t you agree? 
April 15th, 2008 at 2:18 am
ha ha! this post is amazing. … Gives “The Tao of Poo” a whole new meaning! These tolilets with heated seats are quite amazing, especially when snowboarding and your but is cold!