I must have thought that Turkey was Iraq. Before coming here I had imagined that most Turks have a moustache. So a couple of weeks ago I said to Damian: “We should try to blend in when in Istanbul and have a moustache.”

Damian said: “Oh yeah!”

I didn’t even dare asking Mark.

Nor Chris.

Yesterday I said to myself: Now is the time. So I began shaving.

I shaved my cheek - and thought I looked ridiculous. So I decided to trim my moustache. A mediterranean look would surely be cool.

Not so. Because of my clumsiness I only managed to create a bald spot beneath my right nostril.

I considered painting over it, but in the end I shaved it all off.

I look positively awful. I should have been born with a beard!

Damian, on the other hand, is so handsome!

Last night I went to a restaurant to meet a few friends. One of them said: “Hey, you look like seventeen!” Another said: “Hey, you look like seventy!”

I can’t wait for my beard to grow back.

6 Responses to “Unsuccessfully Blending In”
  1. lavacoolsme says:

    Where are the pictures? Would love to see this.

  2. Jen Goes Digital says:

    Pictures or it never happened.

  3. fetues says:

    Jonas,

    do you still think Turkey is Iraq?

  4. Susulaf says:

    Bjork needs to sing to you, “I see who you are now, behind the beard and the moustache…” :-)

  5. iffer says:

    Sometimes I think turkey is chicken.

  6. Susulaf says:

    ^ Like my Dad always used to say, Italy was Hungary, chased after Turkey, slipped on Greece and broke China. :shifty:

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